Giantess Cat Girl

Hi, my name is Tanya. Now, I'm not your typical cat-girl. Sure I've got fur, ears, a tail and paws, but I'm not as small as people might think. Really, I'm just a fifty foot giantess cat-girl! And today…well, today I'm going to tell you how to terrorize a city.

See, I get bored. And when I get bored, I want to do something. But being as tall as I am, I can't really go for a stroll in the mall or play videogames. So I usually go for a swim in the ocean, or in this case…go rampaging through a city! There's nothing more fun than scaring a thousand tiny people with just a walk through a city. But if you want to have a LOT of fun, then you really have to play it out! Come on, I'll tell you about the steps to terrorizing while we head for the city.

First and foremost, you should let your appearance get a little bedraggled. The more unkempt you are, the better. For instance, I've let my hair get really long and scraggly. I haven't even tried to brush it in a week. And don't bathe. Definitely don't bathe. The stench makes them think you're wild. As for clothes, just get your grimiest stuff. For me, I'm just wearing a super-sized dark blue sundress that used to be a lot lighter in color. Here, we've reached the city just in time!

Now, once you've got your appearance ready, and your fur's all scruffy and stuff, you gotta get a decent growl going. Every terrorizing beast has a ferocious roar or guttural growl. King-Kong had the whole thing going on, with the ugliness and the howling and all that. Me, I've got my own special blend. It's a hiss-growl, and it sounds really scary! See them running from it? They're terrified, which means it's good!

So, you've got the nasty appearance and the nasty roar. What you need next is good form! Now, I know what you're thinking. 'Good form? But we're trying to look bad and stuff, right?' Yes, we are! But if you're all hunkered over all the time, you look smaller than you are. No, for this, you have to stand tall. Stand tall and show them just how huge you are! You also have to get a nice firm stomp going as you walk. See how they stare up at me in horror? I let myself stand straight, only bending to toss a few cars around here and there. The bigger you are, the more scared they get!

Now here's the biggest part. You gotta be destructive. But total devastation won't work. No, you have to choose something good. Like…the capital building right over there! Stomp on over, like so. Make sure you flatten a few people under your feet. It feels weird, but don't worry. It's like stepping on ants! Now, here we are. First you pull off the roof, see? Then just toss it away.

Here is where everything comes to a close. They're sitting ducks now, and there's bunches of them. Take one and eat them! It tastes like chicken, and trust me, there's no better way to strike fear into their hearts than eating one of them. They finally will realize that they're not at the top of the food chain.

And there you are! The simple steps to terrorizing a city. One of the most important things is to make sure you get out clear. So instead of just plowing on ahead, like they think, turn around and head back the way you came. They totally won't be expecting it, and those who thought they were safe can realize that they're still in so much trouble! Push a few buildings here, kick a few cars there, and then head on home!

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you enjoy a sunny afternoon as a fifty foot giantess cat girl.